It has come to my attention that Hami, also known as Hamibal is dead. I'd like to share some of my favorite moments with him here.
One day, I came home, back in the Gay Goo household days, and Hami was there. In his cage hanging out. Not doing much because he didn't have a wheel on which to run. This, I was assured, was due to the fact that Hami was not an exerciser, per se. He was nice enough, but if handled too much, he was prone to nibbling on you. So I tried to ignore him because such a cuddly thing that you can't cuddle drives me nuts. Anyhow, nothing changed in his cage. I mean sometimes he'd be on his mezzanine and other times he'd be on the ground floor of his lil hamster apartment, but nothing really changed until one day...I came home and there was Hami with his little buck teeth standing on his hind "legs" right next to a giant phallus. It was the size of 3 Hamis, if you stood one top of the other. It didn't bother him none. Just a giant cock in his hamster cage. Just like normal as far as Hami was concerned. One of the lady lesbians that I lived with had placed it in the cage and yes, juvenile as it may seem, it amused us for the rest of the week that we had him...until Chloe came back from whereever she was...China I think....and saved her poor little guy.
Oh Hami. R.I.P.
Present?JenDM & Hami whoop it up!
its like a parrot, but different.
And here you see me with my cuddly thing. He only bites sometimes and its only asians and children that get that treatment. He's the ONLY cuddly racist/age-ist thing that I like by the way.
Remember that This American Life where that woman was all..."wait, are unicorns endangered or extinct?" We all had a good laugh at her expense didn't we? Well, turns out the jokes on us. Unicorns are for realz.
Oh and of course if we are talking unicorns then its only logical that you go here.
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