apocalyptic sitch...

So basically, the apocalypse is nigh. I mean, when things that are THIS cute happen. Well, it can only spell disaster for the rest of us. I was once in Telluride, CO walking around the small town's main street during a busy summer day. I saw that a crowd had gathered around something and, being naturally curious, I found myself drawn. Mine eyes have seen the glory or some such, I thought, when they beheld the sight...A mouse, sitting on cat, sitting on a dog, like some sort of food chain chart, come to life. Somehow they had learned to turn against their nature and love one another. Uh-oh, I thought. This isn't good. And these baby white tigers with these sweet lil monkeys. Bad bad BAD! But aren't they cute to look at? This is parcel to my end-of-the- world theory...ie it will not be gnashing of teeth and a collective wailing of humanity in lakes of fire, but unicorns prancing and pegasus's a flying against a backdrop a brilliant shade of glitter...the sea will turn into a sea world like extravaganza and then POOF. The end.